This is Amber. Don't confuse her with her roommate, Amber.

Amber is a sophomore at Texas Christian University here in glorious Fort Worth. She isn't a Texan, though. She was born 'n bred in Las Vegas, Nevada. Did she like it there? I think so, even though her truck has Texas plates and her license is Texas-issued too. Looks to me like she tried to sever all ties to Nevada. Isn't Nevada just a big, eastern county of California anyway?

Amber is commonly called "Vegas Amber" to differentiate her from the other two Ambers that live in Waits Hall. She is a true party girl, who is always ready for some two-stepping and line-dancing at Billy Bob's on Thursday nights. She likes to dance so much, that she once said she'd be lonely and depressed if her boyfriend didn't know how to dance. Keep that in mind, gentlemen.

Amber's major is biology or something like that. All I really know is she's pre-med, wants to be a doctor, and is privileged to take classes like "organic chemistry." So if you see her on TCU campus this week, give her a big congratulatory hug for being 20 years old, and for being Girl of the Week. If I had to put money on it, I bet we'll celebrate her birthday by going dancing on Thursday. I may or may not be there...after all, Mingo Fishtrap is in town.

Amber is either doing her "signature move" or supporting the Brits

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